@ the BaconBacon grease fire debacle:
Kevin DeMattia What if the owners were trapped inside, and burned alive, and a horde of wild hogs came across the charred carnage and ate to their hearts' content. How IRONIC! Just kidding, calm down ya bacon lovahs...
Friday, November 23, 2012
Thursday, November 22, 2012
FUCK THANKSGIVING
Fuck Thanksgiving. Yeah, awesome: sit around and get fatter and drunker, eat dead animals and enjoy yr social circle jerk.
Lemmings.
Wow, and I'm not even drunk.
Lemmings.
Wow, and I'm not even drunk.
Saturday, November 3, 2012
Ok, off to a slow start... I'm s'pose to be ranting but tonight I'm feelin' more contemplative..
So as most of you who don't live in Afghanistan know: I just put a ring on a finger. Felt so right. Known this gal since August of 2009. First time I met her (at Bender's Bar) I had a Brooks saddle (leather bicycle saddle) in my back pocket. I was wearing a shirt that said: "Overworked and Underfucked." ...and we talked. I was intrigued. And the second time she came in to the bar, looked at me, and ordered a drink....I was fucking hooked. Line and sinker. Never another that came close. Sparkling eyes, dimples, astounding wit....And for 3 years I've been adoring this amazing person, and am so happy to say that I can now call her my fiance.
So as most of you who don't live in Afghanistan know: I just put a ring on a finger. Felt so right. Known this gal since August of 2009. First time I met her (at Bender's Bar) I had a Brooks saddle (leather bicycle saddle) in my back pocket. I was wearing a shirt that said: "Overworked and Underfucked." ...and we talked. I was intrigued. And the second time she came in to the bar, looked at me, and ordered a drink....I was fucking hooked. Line and sinker. Never another that came close. Sparkling eyes, dimples, astounding wit....And for 3 years I've been adoring this amazing person, and am so happy to say that I can now call her my fiance.
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